- A man talking to himself, then upon meeting us said something we couldn’t make out. He kept muttering louder and louder, until I finally understood his message.
It isn’t raining, you can put the umbrella away!
- A clearly intoxicated man coming from the pub, who we decided to dodge, walking on the right, no, left… wait, right, I mean, left, it’s right, erm, left side of the road.
- A busload of granmas and granpas on the city at 11PM on a Friday night. What were they doing?
- A kebab joint with an acronym problem has a website called http://www.fivestarkgb.co.uk (emphasis mine)
- Three teenage girls discussing the merits of the family name ”Funny” (
You’d never be sad
) as well as the downsides (But what about marriage?
If he really loved you, he’d take the name and all the piss-taking that comes with it.
)
It’s funny what you can hear if you keep quiet.
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