One of our neighbours has a posted a note on his/her window saying ”Box found”. I’m intrigued by this person’s choice of words. Was there anything in the box? Is it a valuable thing in itself? If not, why is s/he assuming someone would want their box back?

Seen on the telly, more specifically on Have I Got News For You? Prince Philips chat-up line is allegedly Hi, I’m a future king. Want a pull? Naughty royals are such a fine thing for a nation to have.