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Word 24: Loquacious

Not that Norton is taciturn. Far from it. He is, if anything, rather loquacious, as though this hologram has been programmed to protect itself from intrusion with a sound barrier of precision-turned, Ivy League-accented eloquence, using words such as ”synergy”, ”autonomy” and ”impracticable” while giving away little more than a frain aroma of the Pilgrim Fathers.

loquacious (adj) : full of trivial conversation; ”kept from her housework by gabby neighbors” [syn: chatty, gabby, garrulous, talkative, talky] – source: The Guardian Weekend 12.4.2003, p. 26

Finally

Right, I woke up at 11 AM on Thursday which means that I’ve stayed up for something like 31 hours and that I’m now officially very, very speely. Seep. Sleepy.

Only managed to hand in one of the three essays before deadline. But now lights out.

%!@#&?

Still missing (at least) 1500 words. And I’m completely freaked out now. Heart racing. Short sentences. Can’t stop mind from wandering. Seriously missing in two essays. Must go to the library to fill in the empty spots. Running out of time! Cannot think of excuses either. Must push through. Talking to myself. Big, big yawns. Must gather data from magazine and analyze. Quickly. Or falling aspeel. At least every essay has crossed the magical thousand words mark.

How do you do?

There is one thing that I thought I ought to explain: the form of address I’ve used throughout the blog is the singular form of ’you’.

The distinction is clear in Finnish, whereas English really doesn’t offer any neat way to make it clear. This doesn’t have to be a disadvantage, and indeed it is more of a boon.

See, the reason I chose to use the singular form was that I thought it would make the blog seem more intimate, more personal. This thinking is reflected in the traditional media1 as well: radio broadcasters use the singular whereas the telly people and print journalists opt for the plural.

I do feel (yes, this is a pure mutu) that the web is a more private medium than, say, the newspaper. I also think that web publications really need a way to distinguish between themselves and the pulp-based publications, if only to legitimate themselves.

1: The words ’traditional media’ are often used in a way that suggests there is some fundamental difference between staring at ink and pixels.

Real Life 24

ITV news have gone hardcore. They were showing images from the parliamentary budget hearing and a live feed from Iraq at the same time using split screen. It’s almost like 24, only boring.

Doesn’t that devalue them both? It’s like the budget isn’t important enough to be concentrated on and while we’re at it, no one’s going to look at these boring images of Iraqis looting some godforsaken city so better provide them with an alternative.

And isn’t the idea of journalism to work as a filter and provide a commentary to what’s happening? The way I see it, reporters are paid to sift through the tide on incoming (mis)information and try to make some sense out of it? Geez.

Also couldn’t help noticing that the words ”social justice” featured quite often in the Chancellor’s speech. I’m a relative newcomer to British politics (going for the understatement of the week here), so I’m assuming that is a New Labour buzzword. I’d be interested in knowing what it’s supposed to mean (I believe his words were supporting enterprise and social justice).

The Chancellor was talking about improving the incomes of people in low pay jobs. He said that the modern way of doing it was to provide tax credits instead of rising the minimum wage. Now I’m a bit simple, admitted, but doesn’t that mean that the financial burden falls on the state instead of the employers? Mr Brown had calculated that the new tax credits would almost double the income of single-parent working families. If it’s already nearly impossible to get by on minimum wage, shouldn’t the government be pushing for higher wages instead of throwing in their own money? I’d rather have the credit go to the employers instead of the workers, because if there’s an economical downturn, the credits might go away and then the poor bastards are back on shit pay, which mightn’t happen if they’d raise the wages now.

But what do I know?

Kuten arvata saattoi…

Ei tämä esseehomma nyt ihan aikataulussa pysy. Tällä hetkellä koossa 1311 sanaa, mikä on n. yhden päivän verran vähemmän kuin pitäisi. Uusi päivätavoite on siis 773 sanaa.

The neighbouring guitar

The man in the neighbouring apartment is playing the guitar at the very moment I’m writing this. It is yet unclear which song he’s murde–, uhm, interpreting at the moment. Just for the record, his favorites include Ticket to Ride, Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door and, as of late, No Woman No Cry.

The man is a decent enough guitarist, but his singing is a different matter altogether. First of all, it’s not in tune. Second of all, he’s still singing. Third, it’s fucking 4 AM. Why can’t the poor bastard just go to bed? Thanks to his perseverance, I must have heard Ticket to Ride more times than ever before in my life. Come to think of it, my years have been remarkably devoid of budding nocturnal instrumentalists.

(A Completely Unrelated Yet Somewhat Amusing) Footnote: I still can’t for the life of me understand why the heating has to be turned off in the middle of the night. One unpleasant side effect of this is that it’s rendered nighttime visits to the loo unenjoyable. Nothing takes the fun out of bodily functions like sitting on damp, cold toilet porcelain and freezing your ass off. It’s not that I’m asking for too much, is it now? Just a cozy nice little place where I can relax and take a dump whenever I like.

Changing the behaviour again

Right. That seemore-plugin has to go – it’s causing way more trouble than I expected. Now the behaviour of the blog should be a bit more constant, ie. no more suddenly changing modes. This also means that from now on you’ll all be subjected to the full lenght and glory of my blog without delay. And if you are one of those who complain about the lenght of my posts… well, piss off.

Search now implemented

A slightly modified version of NMS Search is now helping all lost readers find what they want. Things seem to work but drop me a line if something’s broken, ok?