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Movie tonight

We’re going over to Winnie’s tonight to see Stephen Chow’s King of Comedy and I’m telling you this because I don’t have anything else to say.

Tesco innovates

Now I don’t know how uniform all the Tesco stores are, but I guess that there’s not that much variation between them. I also reckon that most of the minute details are laid down by the management, so there’s not much room for individual initiative. Annnnnyway.

Somebody at Tesco had noticed that the way they package the baguettes is suboptimal. See, the long piece of bread is stored in a flimsy plastic bag that a) sealed at only one end and b) is mere centimetres longer than the bread. This means that quite often the bloody French baton just drops out. But no more! Because now they had finally managed to tie a small knot to the up-to-now open end of the bag! A miracle! Sheer genius! Somebody promote the guy/gal who invented that!

In other news I also picked up three DVDs for £24 at Choices (Airplane!, Naked Gun, and Full Metal Jacket). I’m pretty pleased with myself right now.

Word 40: Analgesic

Adams and his colleagues began taking the compound, ibuprofen, when they got headaches. ”We knew it was analgesic, because we were taking it well before it got on the market,” he says.

analgesic (adj) : capable of relieving pain [syn: analgetic, anodyne] (n) : a medicine used in to relieve pain [syn: anodyne, painkiller, pain pill] – source: The Guardian Weekend 26.4.2003, p. 20

Word 39: Rancor

He is, above all else, a totally practical man doing his best. A leader, without rancor, as affable a fellow as you’re apt to meet.

rancor (n) : a feeling of deep and bitter anger and ill-will [syn: resentment, bitterness, gall, rancour] – source: Adventures in the Screen Trade, p. 204

Word 38: Otiose

As the book progresses, he tries desperately to remember a vocabulary and literacy rendered otiose; but, as all previous achievement slips away, irrevocably, there are signs that the human desire for belief systems, inquiry, iconography and cosmology is ineradicable, and will resume.

otiose (adj) 1: serving no useful purpose; having no excuse for being [syn: pointless, superfluous, wasted] 2: producing no result or effect [syn: futile, ineffectual, unavailing] 3: disinclined to work or exertion [syn: faineant, indolent, lazy, slothful, work-shy] – source: The Guardian Review 26.4.2003, p. 23

Changing scenery

Earlier today, when I was done with rummaging the book shops and the record stores, I took a slightly different route back home, a route I hadn’t used in several weeks, maybe months. This path took me by a short strip of shops, just a hundred meters or so, just around the corner from where we live.

It was quite unnerving to notice that several shops had closed down and new ones opened up during the short period of time that had passed. I mean, we basically just arrived to the UK and already things are changing. Very stress-inducing, that.

Embarrassing

I always misspell the word ”definitely” as ”definetly”. Damn.

Word 37: Gregarious

He was clever and wickedly funny, a gregarious man who had to be at every gallery opening, every new theater piece, every party, and would take every acting job that came along.

gregarious (adj) 1: tending to form a group with others of the same kind; ”gregarious bird species”; ”man is a gregarious animal” 2: seeking and enjoying the company of others; ”a gregarious person who avoids solitude” – source: Easy Riders Raging Bulls, p. 359

Advertising genius

Yesterday, at Cardiff Bay (this is starting to sound like a bad poem), I saw a great hand-written advertisement for boat rides. The ride lasts ”FULL” 30 minutes, it said. The word ’full’ was in bold type, caps, and double the size of all the other words, but then – no doubt subconsciously – s/he had put quotation marks around it, like s/he did not believe it him/erself. What wonderful integrity!

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