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Leaving Cardiff

The last night in Cardiff was fine. We went to a restaurant called Giovanni (or Gepetto or some other ultra-typical Italian name), ate some very tasty dishes, stopped in a pub for drinks and then headed to UGC for the British premiere of Matrix Reloaded.

The plan was perfect: after the night out, we’d finish packing on Friday evening and catch a bus the next morning to the coach station, from whence we’d be whisked off to Cheltenham, where Mike and Katy would pick us up.

And like all best laid plans this one bombed too. First problem: We needed cash to pay the final bills but all our liquidities were in the form of a deposit cheque that we were supposed to get on Friday evening. Note the tense, ”were supposed”.

What happened instead was that our agent showed up on Saturday morning at ten (remember that the coach was leaving at 11.30) with a cheque. Which you cannot cash in on Saturdays. Which meant I had no money with which to pay for the loads of DVDs, books and CDs I had to send to Finland by post. Which meant we were neck deep up shit creek.

Then we were supposed to catch the coach. A great idea it was indeed, but it was made rather hard to accomplish because there were no seats left. A quick reappraisal was made and here we are, sitting on the train from Cardiff to Bristol, trying to catch the coach from there. Let’s see what happens.

Word 65: Licentiousness

Reactionaries are afraid of too much licentiousness – but then, equally hysterically, liberals are afraid of censorship, to the point at which they will even defend web servers who refuse to ban paedophile sites.

licentiousness (n) 1: the quality of being lewd and lascivious [syn: wantonness, sexual immorality] 2: dissolute indulgence in sensual pleasure [syn: profligacy, dissipation, dissolution] – source: The Guardian Weekend May 24 2003, p. 5

Word 64: Jocularly

He proceeds to tell us, jocularly, that he hopes Lynn doesn’t win ”so we dont bankrupt the Maltese economy by staging the competition next year! Ha ha ha.”

jocularly (adv) : in jest; for sport or mirth; jocosely – source: The Guardian Guide May 24–30 May 2003, p. 5

”Change of plans”

Ha ha! Instead of trying to catch the coach, we decided to opt for the train. Or let’s be honest: Sonja was the one who came up with the idea.

So we’re back on schedule, traveling on a Virgin Megatrain (well how could I know what they call it!) towards Cheltenham Spa. This train, tho, is awful. It’s sub-B-class, if even that. The first choo-choo was much nicer, a Western something or other.

I feel like I need a shower.

Magazine overview pt. 1

During the few months I’ve spent here in Cardiff, I’ve had ample opportunity to sample the plethora of British music and movie press. Naturally I haven’t had the chance to read every title, and most of the time I’ve only picked up one or two issues. However as a pop aficionado and a would-be journalist I feel qualified to divulge my opinion on the state of the pop press.

Everybody knows NME or at least pretends to. I’m part of the latter group, as I’ve really dug into NME only recently, after its face lift. It’s been the model for Rumba and its style has obviously inspired a few others as well. Basically in the 1980s it was the thing in music journalism but the flame has since flickered. NME can be a bit self-sufficient at times: they don’t hesitate using phrases like ”the NME can reveal” when writing about truly trivial things and they sometimes handle incoming mail as it was addressed to God. Did I have something to say about the magazine? Well not really, except that I don’t really get it. Leafing through the NME Originals I’ve learned that once upon a time the pages of the magazine were full of vitriol and Correct Opinions. Apparently nowadays they just hype whatever White Stripes/Vines/Strokes/etc clones happen to be releasing something. Shame.

X-Ray is a new contender. The magazine comes in a curiously small size, something like an A5. The selling point here is quite obviously the CD, which nearly doubles the size of the package X-Ray occupies on the magazine rack. Some of the features are quite well written, though there’s nothing you wouldn’t have seen before. Most interesting is the focus, which is on new, up-and-coming bands and trends. At times they even write about different stuff than the NME.

Word is – surprise surprise – a new magazine and it’s the most promising of them all. The bits and pieces of blowing their own trumpet aside (well they’ve got to raise their visibility somehow, don’t they?) it’s a very pleasant acquaintance. The articles aren’t short and they aren’t based on press junkets, so there’s actually some content. The subject matters range from music to movies to books to gadgets, which pretty much fits my idea of a perfect pop magazine. As Word doesn’t have to pretend to be covering everything they spend most of the time praising the things they like instead of dissing what they don’t. For some reason I can’t quite point my finger on it’s quite refreshing. Naturally everything cannot be perfect with Word, but it’s clearly the strongest contender out there right now. The only problem I’m going to have with it is the international subscription price which is way too much. TANSTAAFL.

Magazine overview pt. 2

Here be the long awaited second part of my British pop magazine overview. Three profound analyses for your benefit, free to read here at Olli’s Amazing Blog! (I’ve been watching too many commercials lately, I’m afraid.)

First up is Uncut. It looks and feels like a carbon copy of Mojo in many senses, so this is sort of a combined review. The best thing about the magazine is the sheer size of articles. For example, the May 2003 issue of Uncut had a story about Fleetwood Mac that ran from page 38 to page 66. I’ve never seen such extensive essays in any pop magazine, and I must say I’m impressed. Not only because of the size, but because of quality. It’s obvious that you can’t just whip up a story this big without doing serious research, multiple interviews and so on, and I’m happy to say that it shows. Mojo has learned accounts as well, and they’re very well written, if not quite as extensive. My biggest – and only – gripe is that the two magazines have their sights set permanently in the past. Unfortunately that kind of rules them out, me being the kind of pop neophyte that I am.

Bang has a promising roster of writers, especially my new all-time favourite Simon Price. It is therefore a real shame that Bang seems to place more value on images than on text, especially as Price’s pieces about The Flaming Lips and Har-Mar Superstar were a real joy to read. The majority of the magazine was sadly filled with short bits of gossip that are already ubiquitous on the net. The accompanying CD was okay. It’ll be interesting to see if Bang will succeed in carving a niche for itself; to my eye it wouldn’t seem likely. Recommended with caution.

Rock Sound is pretty boring. I only bought it for the CD and it wasn’t that good anyhow. I advice you to skip this one.

Matrix accessories

A few miscellaneous points: Final Flight of the Osiris was basically crap (kinda like Vampire: Last Blood in that regard), but at least it worked as a physics model demo*. Amazingly that was the one thing that the Final Fantasy movie didn’t do, which just goes to show the effect the first Matrix movie had on action movie concepts – apparently no one had thought of such neat tricks as bullet time before the Wachowskis. Or rather no Western mainstream action movie maker had thought of it. But just as well.

A sort of a documentary about the Matrices just finished on Five. It belonged to the new breed of documentaries which don’t actually teach you anything new. This time we were treated to the unbelievable insight that making the new movie cost a shitload of money. Wow, couldn’t have figured that out myself.

Then there were the over-the-top interviews. A geek (a female geek for that matter) who proclaimed to have seen the original movie over 150 times. That works out to about twice every fortnight. It’s not that much, is it? My second favourite was a doctor of something or other who opined that the Matrix movie presented the most accurate view of future as far as sci-fi films are concerned. I don’t know what they put into his drinking water but I want some.

Naturally the Neo flying bit of footage was shown n+1 times. That and bits of the car chase. I think they also had managed to include a 15-second bit of interview with the Wachowski brothers, who look – to me – like Kevin Smith and another, thinner Kevin Smith.

*: Well, it did have a skimpily dressed lady in it as well. I guess that’s a definite bonus in the movie’s core audience segment.

Word 61: Convival

I think they’re very honest. I haven’t had many dealings with them but I met Liam on the plane to Dublin, and I met Noel a few months ago in Australia. Liam was absolutely convival.

convival (adj) : occupied with or fond of the pleasures of good company; pertaining to a feast or to festivity; convivial – source: Word 4/2003, p. 69

Cut’n’paste problems

A unnamed reader wrote in to express his frustration (Mutta sen tiedän, että minua vituttaa were his exact words) about the fact that copying text from my blog is nearly impossible.

The only consolation I can offer is that this is due to Internet Explorer’s excellent behaviour, and that other browers (such as anything based on Gecko) don’t have the bug.

So I suggested that he change browsers. The answer? Aah. Enpä kyllä uskalla selainta vaihtaa. Mitä jos porno lakkaa näkymästä?