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Top films

How many films in the IMDB Top 100 have you seen? I counted 62 (possibly a couple more: I’m not sure about Duck Soup, The General and Seven Samurai. Yes, I know) with some serious deficiencies, more so with older flicks. (Courtesy of Asmunder.)

Word 57: Suzerainty

These mutants thrive under a suzerainty of market-driven popular culture which allows adolescent attitudes to creep up on adults, and seep down to children.

suzerainty (n) 1: the position or authority of a suzerain 2: the domain of a suzerain – source: The Times Magazine May 10 2003, p. 7

Logical

From The Times Magazine’s Readers’ Notes (10.5.2003):

In John Clarke’s The Romans and Their Conquests (April 26) he stated that ”what we call normal sex is a creation of our own culture”. Really? If that’s the case, how is it that circa 56AD, the Apostle Paul who live in Rome described the sexual excesses of non-Christians as ”unnatural”.

Well, maybe because ”our own culture” is pretty much based on Christianity, especially the stuff that deals with sexuality? Alas, the writer had meant this only as a rhetoric question and therefore answered it himself:

It is not that ”normal sex” is a creation of our own culture but that it is a creation of God.

I must say I’m a bit disappointed with the Times. This piece of logic and argumentation wouldn’t be out of place on the pages of, say, Karjalan Heili, the free weekly newspaper of my beloved home town Joensuu, but on the pages of the Times… O tempora, O mores!

Get a life #1

An engineer called George Bible (!) was seen in a documentary exclaiming ”Isn’t she lovely?” about an airplane wing.

Word 56: Exacerbate

Never having studied a play or learnt a method of acting must exacerbate Gambon’s awkwardness with his profession.

exacerbate (v) 1: make worse [syn: worsen, aggravate, exasperate] 2: exasperate or irritate – source: The Sunday Times Magazine May 11 2003, p. 22

Word 55: Donnybrook

Then the meeting of the credentials committee, before the convention itself, turned into a donnybrook.

donnybrook (n) 1: free-for-all, brawl 2: a usually public quarrel or dispute – source: New Yorker 12.5.2003, p. 70

Comical timing

From the Independent on Sunday Review 11.5.2003, p. 28:

The man next to me laughs all through the movie – can he be imagining the same thing? I think not, but he must be one of those people who have to make their derision or approval loudly known to the rest of the audience. This is especially annoying in foreign films, when people grunt or snort their appreciation of the French with nanoseconds before the subtitles have come up.

I thought that it’s quicker to scan the subtitles than to listen to the dialogue, and therefore I’ve held back my loud acknowledgements until the precise moment of the utterance. Yes, I am an annoying person.

What was before?

You know that selling condoms only became legal in Ireland a short while ago, don’t you? Well, I’ve wondered what tourists had to do in pre-condom times if they wanted to have sex in Ireland. Did they raid pharmacists like others raid banks? Was there a black market for condoms? Did you have to show your passport at the pharmacist’s to prove you’re not from around here? Fascinating indeed.

Blogging ethics

Rebecca Blood has written about blogging ethics. Most of her notions are quite straightforward and largely derived (or similar) to generic journalistic ethics. Both are good, nay, required reading for any and all bloggers.

Sound overdrive

If the constant screaming and chainsaw noise in Texas Chain Saw Massacre wasn’t extreme enough for you, try Dario Argento’s Suspiria. The soundtrack in both of these movies is horrible (in the wrong sense of the word). However, Suspiria has tremendous lighting, set designs and cinematography. Too bad there are people in it as well.