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Embarrassing

I always misspell the word ”definitely” as ”definetly”. Damn.

Etymology man

Classy.

18:00  ja italiasta on tullu sanoja suomeen paljolti
18:00  no ainakin yks 

Way to go, bro!

Comedy disability

The thing about watching (or listening to or reading) too much quality comedy is that all the phrases used there begin to sound ridiculous.

In my case, examples of this would include the job title alivaltiosihteeri; any animal’s name prefixed by ex (as in ”an ex-parrot”); Mary, Queen of Scots; and the number 42.

What? You want to know why I thought of this? Well… in Tim Burton’s Frankenweenie there’s a biology teacher who talks about an ex-frog. I thought it was funny.

Word 37: Gregarious

He was clever and wickedly funny, a gregarious man who had to be at every gallery opening, every new theater piece, every party, and would take every acting job that came along.

gregarious (adj) 1: tending to form a group with others of the same kind; ”gregarious bird species”; ”man is a gregarious animal” 2: seeking and enjoying the company of others; ”a gregarious person who avoids solitude” – source: Easy Riders Raging Bulls, p. 359

Advertising genius

Yesterday, at Cardiff Bay (this is starting to sound like a bad poem), I saw a great hand-written advertisement for boat rides. The ride lasts ”FULL” 30 minutes, it said. The word ’full’ was in bold type, caps, and double the size of all the other words, but then – no doubt subconsciously – s/he had put quotation marks around it, like s/he did not believe it him/erself. What wonderful integrity!

Pinseri!

My new ego boostin hobby is to see how high up my blog can get in the Top Finnish Blogs List. If you want to make me smile (the arrogant bastard!), go and create a Päivän pamaus and make sure to check the box next to my blog. (With apologies to JS.)

Notes

It was raining tonight, a warm little spring rain. Walking through the near empty streets, looking at reflections of lights in the ponds felt good.

Earlier I picked up Carrie and Boogie Nights on DVD just for a tenner. A good deal, even if I say so myself.

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Paskahalvaus = shit haemorrhage