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Arvio: The Pianist (€ € €)

Oscar-hässäkkä aiheutti sen, että paikallinen UGC otti Polanskin Pianistin takaisin ohjelmistoonsa. Mepä (oikeastaan Timo sen bongasi) otimme tilaisuudesta vaarin välittömästi, ja hyvä niin. ”Parempi myöhään kuin ei milloinkaan” pätee erittäin hyvin tämän elokuvan kohdalla.

Sanon heti kärkeen, että miespääosa-Oscar oli ansaittu1: Brodyn muutos kulmakarvojaan heiluttelevasta kevytkengästä epätoivoiseksi selviytyjäksi ei tarvitse sanoja tuekseen. Toisekseen elokuvasta paistaa läpi natsiterrorin mielivaltaisuus ja kauhu. Ihmisiä hakataan ja ammutaan pienimmistäkin syistä täysin satunnaisesti. Erityisesti ajat ennen keskitysleirejä on kuvattu tarkasti. Voimattomuus, alistuneisuus ja vääjäämättömyys ovat läpitunkevia.

Kolmannekseen lavastus ja joukkokohtaukset ovat erinomaisia. Tuhottu Varsova on uskomaton näky, kuten ovat myös kuvat, joissa sadat ja tuhannet juutalaiset yrittävät liikkua ahtaassa ghetossa. Musiikki on tietenkin (elokuvan nimi on kuitenkin The Pianist) erinomaista. Kokonaisuus on hallittu. Vaikka tarina onkin osin uskomaton (piano raunioissa, läheltä piti -tilanteet ja tietenkin ystävällinen natsi), ei auta valittaa, koska elokuva perustuu Szpilmanin omaelämäkertaan.

Polanski ei aina onnistu, mutta kun hän sen tekee, tulokset ovat vakuuttavia. Niin tälläkin kertaa.

Arvosana: € € €

1: Ei sillä, etteikö esimerkiksi Jack Nicholson olisi ansainnut pystiä aivan yhtä hyvin.

Arvio: Rules of Attraction (€ € €)

Olen aina ollut sitä mieltä, että Bret Easton Ellisin kirjojen sovittaminen elokuviksi on likimain mahdoton tehtävä, ja ikävä kyllä olen samaa mieltä myös Rules of Attractionin jälkeen.

Tätä ei tule tulkita väärin. Roger Avaryn (Pulp Fiction, Killing Zoe) ohjaama RoA ei ole huono elokuva, mutta se ei ole erityisen hyväkään.

Uskon tämän johtuvan suoraan Ellisin proosatyylistä. Hänen kirjoissaan juoni, tuo konseptielokuvan Graalin malja, ei ole ikinä tärkein tekijä. Keskeisellä sijalla ovat hahmot ja heidän sisäinen monologinsa, jonka ylitsevuotavuus ja pinnallisuus heijastaa pirullisesti1 ympäristön luonnetta.

Niinpä Rulesissa on monta hyvää, toimivaa kohtausta, joissa tekninen hienostelu ei tunnu itsetarkoitukselliselta. On Euroopan-matka (pikanttina yksityiskohtana lopputeksteissä Roger Avaryn titteliksi listataan tämän osion kohdalla ”mise en scene”, ei ”director”), Joki-mainen erilliset kertomukset yhdistävä ja synkronoiva ääni/tapahtuma, dialogi jaetuissa ruuduissa, jotka sulavat saumattomasti yhdeksi isoksi kuvaksi ja itsemurha, jonka soundtrackilla soi ”Without You”. Popkirjoittajat pannaan harvoin tilille elämä ja kuolema -kliseiden käytöstä yhtä tehokkaasti.

Mutta sitten ne huonot puolet. Hahmot jäävät heikoiksi. Välillä yleisön pitäisi sympatisoida näitä tyhjiä kuoria, mutta se epäonnistuu juuri sen takia, ettei heissä ole yhtään tarttumapintaa. Pääsyy siihen ovat puolestaan latteahkot näyttelijäsuoritukset, ja vain toissijaisesti hahmojen luonne. Isoimpana miinuksena on tietenkin se, että kokonaisuus jää hajanaiseksi aivan eri tavalla kuin vaikkapa Avaryn itsensä kirjoittamassa Pulp Fictionissa, Magnoliassa tai jo aiemmin mainitsemassani Joessa. Silti: plussaa yrityksestä.

Arvosana: € € €

1: Sovitaanpa saman tien, että tuon adjektiivin käyttö on tästedes kiellettyä. Saat antaa sähköshokin, jos vielä möläytän sen. Pirullinen, yäk. Voiko rautalankaa enempää vääntää? Tuota mainintaa ei sitten laskettu – think Life of Brianin kivityskohtaus.

My rating system

In a fit of anal-retentive organizational flurry I’ve decided to introduce a rating system to my movie reviews. I’m sure people who thought my rant about Sunday Times’s reviews was unfair will appreciate the cruel irony. Anyway, meet my ”How Much To Pay When Renting This Movie With A Group Of Friends” rating system.

  • = Do not watch this movie voluntarily. Use pejorative language with people who like stuff like this
  • € € = Try to convince your friends not to rent it and in no case pay anything for it
  • € € € = Pay your share and watch the movie once
  • € € € € = Pay for the full rental and try to persuade others to see the movie
  • € € € € € = Buy the movie, carry it around with you and offer to show it to anyone you happen to meet. Anywhere. Friend and foe alike

Clever people have already noticed that this is the same system I use to rank my DVDs.

Review: X2 (€ € €)

There’s some serious confusion over the title of this movie. The official name is X2, which is of course completely silly, unrecognizable, and sounds like a prequel to Vin Diesel’s XXX. Fortunately the nice people at UGC Cinemas Cardiff weren’t blinded by corporate hype, but listed the movie as X-Men 2, as it should be.

The movie gets off to a good start. In the first hour or so we’re introduced to new characters (Oh Nightcrawler, I’d almost forgotten you!), get plenty of superhero action, and some almost subtle moments (like Iceman cooling Wolvie’s drink). Two things of note: The new villain has the worst dialogue ever and Kitty Pryde is still only alluded to.

But then things start to drag. There’s too much exposition, especially when most of the surprising events aren’t that surprising if you’ve ever read X-Men or seen a movie. The script get lost with the characters with Wolverine getting the most screen time, while most of the others fade into background, only to deliver a dramatic line or two. Ian McKellen does silly postures, there’s the obligatory ”your uniforms look stupid” remark, and Logan lays waste to a whole lot of people. (Incidentally, when Pyro lets loose with his fireballs, no-one gets killed, only some soot on their face.) The last hour feels too long, and the coda is both unconvincing and stupid.

But I must say I still enjoyed the movie. The ”new” characters add spice, because people already familiar with the comics will immediately attach value to them. In fact, given the huge number of protagonists, it would be nearly impossible to flesh out everybody’s background, and in my opinion it is not even needed in a movie like this (something Spider-Man failed to do.) This also means that without former knowledge the characters will feel truly shallow, but you can’t win ’em all.

There is one juicy bit of tragedy concerning a central character which all Marvel fans will recognize the first moment it’s referred to, and it works. Well, not as well as in the comics, but still. There’s more soap here than in the first part, and that’s good. After all, Marvel comics have always been soapy, with their heroes falling in and out of love, dying and all that.

Rating: € € €

Footnote 1: The Matrix trailer was awesome, really breathtaking. I’d only seen the teaser before and I must say I can’t wait. The trailer for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen looked sort of promising as well, though I’m not familiar with the comic. We’ll see.

Footnote 2: The commercials shown before the main feature included one for deodorant brand X that vocalized everything that is usually left unsaid. It featured lots of sweaty men doing things that sweaty man apparently do (sports, sauna, dancing) and featured the lines ”Sweat only attracts other men” and ”Use deodorant X, attract women”. How much more explicitly hetero can you get?

Footnote 3: I really should cut down the number of parentheses, shouldn’t I?

Movie geek? Naah

I got Dario Argento’s Suspiria waiting for me on tape as well as the first Indy flick, Raiders of the lost Ark. Unfortunately – not to mention surprisingly – BBC1 broadcast a P&S version of the latter. However, just a couple of days before it showed widescreen (original aspect ratio?) versions of both David Cronenberg’s Existenz and Charlton Heston’s (okay then, Harry Harrison’s) Soylent Green. Not very good movies, either one of them, but I was especially let down by Soylent, which I remembered kinda fondly. Must’ve been the book.

As a complete aside, I’ve been watching a whole lot of movies here, both on telly and in the cinemas. Now I’ve never though of myself as a movie geek, cos I know some people who’d really qualify , but I sure would like to be one too. So up to that end I’ve been reading on movies (Easy Riders, Raging Bulls, Adventures in the Screen Trade, You’ll never eat lunch in this town again) as well as watching them.

What little I’ve learned can be summed up as John Woo likes doves (The Killer), Quentin Tarantino liked City on Fire (undercover cop infiltrating bank robbers and confessing his cophood in the end), Luc Besson was right to dump Milla Jovovich (cf. her ”acting” in Joan of Arc), Body Heat had lots of nudity, George Lucas might know something about directing but American Graffiti was still boring as hell, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid truly is an enjoyable buddy movie, Dumbo has racist undertones and so on.

I actually started writing this entry as sort of an summary of what’s happened during the last four months but apparently I got sidetracked. Such things happen when you’ve only a couple of weeks left.

Making a stand

It has been long debated in the pop circles whether or not musicians and other not so important people should take part in politics. Apart from being a complete nonsense question, for politics concern everyone and therefore everybody has to have an interest in it (the definition of politics in the Devil’s Dictionary is, after all, The conduct of public affairs for private advantage), it has proven time and time again that good musicians do not necessarily a great orator make.

But now I have come across a new extreme. In an interview in The Fly magazine, Electric Six actually go to great lengths to make sure they are completely apolitical. But ’Gay Bar’ is an older song that was written a couple of years before George W Bush took the oath of office, so it can’t be said that we were trying to make a relevant commentary on what is going on now in Iraq. Rarely do musicians bother to deny so vehemently that they might be doing something relevant.

What’s hot #2

Book: Nickel and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich. The inspiration for Polly Toynbee’s Hard Work, Nickel and Dimed documents the life of the poorly paid in the US. Better written, more humorous and generally a lighter read than Toynbee’s diatribe, this one’s recommended for everyone.

CD: It’s Great When You’re Straight… Yeah, by Black Grape. The drunken genius of British pop that is Shaun Ryder made one helluva comeback with this record in 1995. Full of great groove, lyrical gems (my favourite being probably ”Jesus was a black man / Jesus was Batman / No no no wait / That was Bruce Wayne”) and out-of-tune singing, which is very hard to master. You can probably pick this up for pennies at your local used CD store, so go check it out now.

DVD: The Family Guy, season two R2 DVD. Still happy for finding this at £12 at Kelly’s Records. Actually I haven’t even had a chance to take a look at the episodes, but I just know they’re gonna be great. That and the fact that I’ve seen some of them on the telly. Ahem. So.

Xsessive Confusion

(Sorry, couldn’t seem 2 figure out a way 2 fit ”2” in2 the topic. Sorry for the excessive puns 2– erm, too.)

I wrote earlier about the confusion surrounding the name of the new X-Men movie. Well, it would seem that I am not alone. The Guardian, for example, carried a 1/4 page ad for the movie on Friday, and guess what? Yup, it says X-MEN 2 quite clearly. Actually the words are superimposed on an X, but still.

Here things get even trickier. As noted in the Guardian Review, in the US the official name of the movie is X2: X-Men United. In the UK, it’s quite simply X-Men 2. So much for trusting the IMDB. I guess this has taught me a valuable lesson. Then again, probably not.

Murderous

Today’s episode of Murder, she wrote was called Prediction: Murder. I’ve heard of limited vocabularies but this is just plain old silly.

Are stars indispensable?

An article about movie stars in G2 included an outrageous claim, which I just have to demolish: Tom Cruise played only a small role in Magnolia, but elevated the whole picture. Wait a minute. Just which Magnolia are we talking about? The one with Philip Seymour Hoffman, William H. Macy, Julianne Moore, and John C. Reilly, among others? And here’s Peter Bart magazine claiming Tom ”tame the cunt / I used to wear really big shades / Church of Scientology rules a-ok” Cruise* elevates the movie? Admitted, he was funny, but so was Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys shouting ”enemas for everyone”, and I don’t hear no Variety editors claiming he made the film work.

Yes I know I’m attacking his person but just what did you expect from an ugly fat guy like me?